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"In order to write about life, first you must live it!"
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular."
- Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965)

"Politicians and diapers need to be changed...
often for the same reason."
-Off of a bumper sticker

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"

Will: "Scott, we really need to start a pop band together."
Scott: "Or we could just buy one mailorder."

"Censorship is like whippin' it out,
and running too fast for anyone to see."
-Joe Alf

(From Usenet) Found on a Swedish bathroom stall:
"If you took all of the politicians in the world, and laid them end-to-end around the Earth,
That would be cool."

"'This', said Candide, 'is a grand question'"

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum,
and I'm all out of bubblegum."
-Some cheesey movie